my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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