Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Randomize
