i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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