At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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