so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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