i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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