why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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