I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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