Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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