That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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