Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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