i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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