Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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