I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Randomize
