I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Ketchup is God's man juice
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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