you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Shame - the story of my life.
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