I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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