you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
