Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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