it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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