If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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