i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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