By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
His nipple licking is glorious
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