i jhust puked up my retainher.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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