But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm just crazy horny about you
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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