I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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