are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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