He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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