Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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