I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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