What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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