He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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