she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I love having hate sex.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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