Banned from zoo.
Again?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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