Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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