Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
