well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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