Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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