If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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