I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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