What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
it's like iHOP with fire
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
Randomize
