im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
