Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Fuck me I smell like cheese
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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