Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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