If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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