so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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