i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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