Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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