brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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