i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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