Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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