well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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