You're so nebulous sometimes
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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