I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.