We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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