What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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