If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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